#<<< him tag.

[portpebble]

OKAY SO. on the 27th of June, my mother made a FATAL MISTAKE. During the one day we were home in between two trips, she thought it would be fine to take me to Petsmart with her while she looked at fish tanks. This was WRONG.

For little did she know that at that Petsmart was the most handsome and sweetest baby boy of ALL TIME and I would not REST until I had him in my arms and my room and my life forever and ever. He came right up to the cage bars looking for pets, he was so sweet that even my little sister, who is usually nervous around cats, loved him immediately. His power cannot be stopped.

I called the shelter and after I filled out an adoption application they agreed to reserve him for us until Monday, since we were leaving for the lake soon and obviously couldn't adopt him and then leave him alone.

SO. I have a time limit set. Exactly one week to convince my parents to let me get this cat. I had already been doing tons of cat research prior to this, and I was prepared to refute any and all of my parent's concerns with Facts and Logic. I addressed all of their concerns accordingly. My power cannot be stopped.

We get home Saturday, and plan to go see him Sunday. My parents have to make a decision on Saturday night, and it literally takes them foreverrrrrr UGH anyway. FINALLY. At 10:30 pm they are like okay the answer is yes. GRINS.

So we go to Petco to get a bunch of supplies and then we go to Petsmart to Acquire Baby Boy. He's kinda nervous that day and I'm kinda nervous too but I still know that he's the one so we fill out all of the adoption stuff again. AND TA-DA!!!

His name is Valentine ❣️

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[sirguyofdykesborn]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[haunted-xander]

chomps you affectionately

[moxie-girl]

im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

[mellounir]

just needed to map out his scars for science reasons, I promise...

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[nipuni]

Emmrich Volkarin 💀

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[therealraewest]

Laios cuts the tags outta his clothes like an autistic king confirmed

[everwalldigan]

I love the idea of all the robins kinda being clones of each other with just a few differences and a concussed Bruce not being able to tell who he’s squinting at so he just says generic statements and avoids saying any names

Bruce (sitting at the breakfast table): so… how’s the weather… dick?

Jason (grinning): you do know I’m gonna hold this against you for like, the next 2 months right

Bruce: (groans into his hands)

Bruce (walking into the living room): hey have you read through the files I gave you yesterday?

Dick: (confused cause he took a day off to surprise Bruce) ?

Bruce: so?

Dick: er… no?

Bruce: Dick?? What are you doing here?

Bruce (walks into the kitchen with a fresh concussion): Jason? I thought you were on a mission with the outlaws?

Tim: (frozen through mid fridge raid, having assumed they were past Bruce calling him Jason since yk. He’s a shit brickhouse now and Tim is, well, obviously not): uh?

Bruce: *turns around and leaves*

Bruce: Oh hey Cass, when did you arrive from Babs’?

Damian: (slowly turns around in the black hoodie he’s wearing) we’re not even the same gender

Bruce: (under his breath) yeah but the same height

[tendermiasma]

The bigger they are the harder they fall 🥹🐟

[sunsestart]

Frilliam:]

Fiddleford just keeps gifting things to Ford AAAAA😭

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina